hot or not
There are first impressions, and there are last impressions.
Come up with a clever send-off, like we did for Emily and Monty. Remember these poofs from kindergarten? Yeah, us too. If only I had images of me + a headlamp + a shop vac + drunken King Street revelers’ reactions. Y’all only ever see the pretty stuff!
What a darling, dynamic picture to show your grandkids one day!
Leaving your guests with what’s sure to be a future dry cleaning bill for their ensembles and burning contacts? Not cool. But at least you’ll still smell like soap on your Vegas honeymoon.