Hot or Not : Chocolate Fountains

WHAT’S HOT:

{image by Josh Zoodsma}

Years ago, we styled a little candy bar that was all chocolate, monochromatic, simple, and easy-to-eat. Hard to beat. Literally, there were two maltballs left during breakdown, proof that folks dug it.

WHAT’S NOT:

via Pasadena’s Langham Huntington Hotel

I mean, do we really have to have this convo? This cocoa monster is downright imposing in its stature, it’s Eighties-ness, and the threat it poses to your Valentino mini.

A sneak peek of the probable aftermath of your tabletop “design”:

{via Flickr}

Um, yeahhhhhh. No.

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